berbagi ilmu: Status Facebook Lucu - Update Status Facebook Gokil

Kamis, 10 November 2011

Status Facebook Lucu - Update Status Facebook Gokil

Status Facebook Lucu - Update Status Facebook Gokil dengan kata kata status facebook lucu dan gokil abis... dijamin bisa menambah like di facebook kalian,Nah tunggu apa lagi ayo segera update status fb kalian dengan status facebook gokil dan status facebook lucu.Beikut kami sediakan beberapa kumpulan status facebook gokil yan bisa anda jadikan pilihan tentunya..

wah warung sana bagus banget masa sya BELI GORENGAN DAPAT GRATIS CABE..

Penyakit susah tidur tu apa seh namanya ?
Hepatitis apa Epilepsi ? Lupa ! Seingat ku Sariawan..Ya tah. ??

kamu imut,lembut,baik,cute,,tapi sayang,aku ga suka melihara kucing...

Kalau Anda mau buka restoran rumah makan lebih baik diberi nama "TERSERAH", dapat dipastikan restoran Anda pasti laris manis.. Penyebabnya adalah banyaknya orang yang mau makan di restoran/tempat makan bernama "TERSERAH" Contoh: kamu mau makan dimana, beib?
TERSERAH mas..

Statusnya jangan PANJANG-LEBAR ya...Kalo terlalu PANJANG kasian yg cewek, kalo terlalu lebar kasian yang cowok..

Minyak Rambut abis, terpaksa pake minyak gorenk ...( apa ada nya )!!!

berani mati disaat perang... berani ungkapkan di saat cinta.... berani bertanya di saat tersesat.... berani mengaku di saat salah....... N berani kotor itu BAIK(rinso)

Rata-rata usia manusia ìtu cuma nyampai 70 thn, baru dia meninggal. Jika 1 thn =365 hari, Maka 70 thn = 25.550 hari. Sedangkan jatah makanku itu cuma 3x/hari & usia ku kini baru 25 tahun. Jadi jatah sìsa makanku sekarang tìnggal ; 46thn = 16.790hari x 3 kali= 50.370 kali.

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